art.ificial

20.2.16

❝ah crushes,the stupidest moment of a teenager life.❞

1...meet Mr. Parfait. (that is a french name for perfect, and yes it also is a type of dessert.)

Me and Mr.Parfait literally are schoolmates for five years but i only know about his existence on the fourth year of high school. He is, just like his name-flawfree. He has the looks, his frEAKING brain, he's good at sports and as the cherry on top of his perfect student cake, he sit majestically on top of the student ranking. ~~I hate him for that~~. Because of these ~~unfair~~ traits of him, he become the heartthrob of many girls (or boys...who knows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )..including me. and aku ada write something about him on one of my post here. and omg baru ingat. Masa form 4 me and mama used to write a poem about him lol. it was nothing cheesy though. kalau sesiapa baca aku rasa benda pertama yang terlintas dalam kepala otak is, "is this girl is for serious." i wrote something about how his name rhyme with yeo's, alah jenama air kotak tu HAHAHAHA k. kitorang bagi dekat Tan, our classmate who happened to be his bff. then, esoknya Tan ckp kertas tu hilang, lepastu kitorang tanya lagi, dia cakap dia letak dalam kocek seluar then dia pergi basuh-so kertas tu hancur. entah ah. tak rasa suspicious ke lol. Aku rasa memang si Tan ni bagi. sebab the way si mr.parfait ni stare aku masa awal form 5 tahun lepas kinda...suspicious. anyway aku crushing dekat dia ni tak lama pun. tak sampai 2 bulan or sebulan? entah..so aku tak pernah anggap dia as a crush, but rather as a phase. Lagipun dia time akhir 2014 and awal 2015 macam trend jugak ah. sort of popular. alah macam kau baru minat k-pop then mesti ah first bias group kau tu yang tengah hot time tu right? tapi lepastu kau jumpa group yang betul-betul kau minat kau dump terus group popular tadi HAHAHAH

2. meet J unnie.

J unnie is like. ohmygod. idk how to describe him. ok maybe aku kena explain dulu kenapa nama dia J unnie. (unnie tu kan panggilan perempuan nabilah ohmygoshh) macam ni. J unnie dengan geng dia, sempena last day of learning in school (sebab lepastu terus sit utk spm) buat event-diorang ramai-ramai pakai baju pinafore perempuan tu wahhahaha. and then masa aku tengok gambar yang diorang tangkap tu, aku punya attention first dekat dia je. sebab apa tau, sebab dia lawa gilaaaaaaa. like seriously lawa. lagi lawa dari aku rasanya. hahahah sobs. then aku cakap dengan kawan aku, commenting on the picture-"noona neomu yeppeoo~~"(noona, you're so pretty) so dari situ dapat inside joke yang sebab dia ni lagi cantik dari perempuan sendiri, aku panggil dia noona. bila dia lalu je aku nyanyi lagu replay tu slow-slow loll.

Pastu nak dijadikan cerita--pada suatu hari yang indah, ada kelas biology. kitorang kena pilih mentor. AKU DAHLAH SORANG-SORANG MASATU HUHU. kawan-kawan setia yang lain setia berada di rumah. agak kwajak. ok so aku dengan blurnya just duduk dengan the only person that i have ever talked to in the room. then you know what, J unnie jadi mentor aku. OHMYGODDD hahahahaha. seriously, the whole time dia explain things, ajar kitorang aku tenung je mata dia (omg gatalnya) sebab serious weh mata dia lawa. kulit dia pulak flawless. memang sesuai frasa #prettierthanme dengan dia. Bonus point, dia sangat patient. like kitorang banyak tanya and mungkin pada satu tahap boleh buat dia annoyed but dia terangkan satu-satu dengan teliti and gentle I'M JUSTㅠㅡㅠ he's really fluent in malay (ofcourse he is dia malaysian nabilah kau ni) macam mana nak cakap eh? dia tak awkward explain the biology stuffs even in malay. kadang-kadang aku pun awkward but dia tak. and ada this moment in which cikgu kacau dia, kenen-kenenkan dia dengan another girl in my group and he was like sooo nervous its hella adorable. telinga dia merah gila kot? haha. what a precious little cinnamon bun.（>∀<）

aduh nak cerita pasal J Unnie ni memang dua pages pun tak cukup. After that, ada another biology class. this time around spm dah pun start and memang kiranya kelas ni kelas last lah before sit for the papers kan, and guess WHAT mentor aku kalini pun J unnie jugak omfg. lol balik tu aku terus text kawan aku cakap 'adakah ini jodoh' wahahaha. serious dia ajar best...sebab senang faham. serius tu je sebab dia (tipu). aku respect gila ah dia ni sebab sepanjang dia ajar tu kitorang asyik bising je-because this time aku dapat duduk semeja dengan geng sendiri mana tak bingit right? sampai mama ada buat lawak-tulang haus dalam bahasa inggeris dia kata 'bone thirsty' HAHAHAHAHA sorry mama sampai sekarang still lawak hahahaha then aku tak tahu kenapa but aku rasa selesa dengan j unnie even baru kenal, aku tanya dia 'bone thirsty' boleh tak sambil gelak tak cukup nafas lolol. dia senyum je. LIKE OMG. penyabar gila right.

tulah aku cakap, siapa yang jadi gf dia lucky gila. He's super nice and sweet, a cinnamon roll that is too pure for this world. ok seriously aku tak boleh tak fangirling kalau cerita pasal dia ni. and sadly yes dia ada gf huhu. so kenapa noona jadi unnie? sebab sarah yang panggil dia macam tu lol. his initial is J and unnie because how pretty he is. misi aku lepas ni is aku nak play lagu shinee-replay tu kuat-kuat whenever dekat dengan dia bila amik result nanti muahahah. but do i like him though? i do-but lebih kepada idk, fangirl? not enough untuk dipanggil crush. but he's still precious.

#3...meet Mr.Awkward Glasses.

mr awkward glasses ni have the same case with J unnie, in which i admire their personalities. like when boys his age only care about who wins in the epl matches, he cares about the well beings of the syrians and the palestinians. aku macam wow *_* susah nak jumpa lelaki macam ni, lagi-lagi melayu. and from what i heard from his friend, dia jenis yang pantang nampak kotak derma,mesti nak isi. aku sendiri pernah witness. like dia sanggup datang balik lepas keluar from the koperasi line just untuk masukkan duit dalam kotak derma kat situ?? altruistic might be a fitting name for him. and dia ada polisi 23 tahun wahahahaha. in which he'll only plan to start dating after he reach 23 y/o. quite a catch, ladies. kalau lagi 5 tahun korang jumpa lelaki yang fit descriptions yang aku tulis tadi, don't. let. him. go.!! is he too, a crush? nahh. baru nak crushing betul-betul something else happened.

#4...meet Mr.Vain and Caterpillar Eyebrows.

nama panjang tapi orang yang sama tu ekceli. Form 6. tahun ni dia upper 6. aku actually dah lupa nama betul dia apa LOL. first encounter-masa tu siapa eh? sarah or mama? aku rasa sarah. heret aku pergi kantin sebab haritu budak form lower 6 baru masuk. (sila faham, kami adalah dua manusia berusia 17 tahun pada waktu itu, you know, hormones.) pastu jumpa dia ni. like he legit stared into my eyes for like 3 seconds??? he never even meet me before but he frkg stared into my eyes. he's quite good looking, though he's a bit at the shorter side. his complexion is flawless. LIKE WTF THIS IS UNFAIR. and lepastu my friends have been really helpful, they'll shout out my name whenever he's near us. thanks guys, really. and yang ni pun bukan crush lol. i just said that he's handsome and kawan aku dah jadi wingwomen..anyway he has a LOT of fans. ramai peminat, ranging from every forms. and lupa nak cakap. he's realllllly vain. like he's good looking and he knows it. jadi bahan lawak je mamat ni dengan geng aku akhirnya.

#5 last but not least, meet Mr.?????

i would name him as pinocchio though but on the second thought a number of question marks might suit him better because that's what he exactly IS to me.
this guy pun aku pernah mention in my first 2015 post. number 5 punya. HAHAHAH time tu memang aku anti gila nak mampus dengan dia. ingat balik how aku rasa rimas yang amat bila kawan-kawan aku macam matchmaking kitorang.

"awak dengan dia cute gila together!!"
me:*gagging sounds*

so apa yang mamat ni buat kat sini?? aku pun tak tahu kenapa.
dengan J unnie tadi lancar je aku tulis but bila sampai part dia ni aku tak tahu nak tulis apa lol.
ok this guy is a huge question mark. he said something as atrocious as 'i love you' to me even when we barely knew each other. hell, dia time tu nama aku pun dia tak tahu. takke gila. but seriously aku cakap lepas dia cakap tu aku macam 'meh'- aku tak rasa apa-apa. but everything fckg changed after larian penggawa uGHHHHH this guy is the btchiest one out of every guys i listed here. and also the one i hate the most. and also the only real crush i had last year. ok yang lawaknya bila this guy friend i know, dia classmate Mr ??? and bila dia dapat tahu aku suka dia he was like 'eww', liTERALLY. and dia tanya aku 'takde lelaki lain ke?' LMAO ~~i wish i had ok~~

dia ni kan bagi aku nightmare. he was supposed to take my class' picture..he had ONE JOB. and apa yang dia buat, dia fokus bahagian yang ada muKA AKU, mUKA AKU YANG TENGAH DERP.
sampai sekarang aku still curse bila nampak gambar tu. well f you too, mr ??? !!

ah, once dia pun ada jadi mentor biology aku. compared to J unnie, aku susah nak faham apa yang dia ajarkan lol. dia cakap laju gila plus ada unnecessary points and remarks in it. like i legit asked him about what the differences of meiosis I and meiosis II and dia punya melencong tu, "bezanya meiosis II separate. macam sarah dengan crush dia. blah blah blah. shut down" aku shut down. aku tak faham. sampai spm aku tak faham. sampai habis spm, still, aku tak faham.

ok halfway through aku perasan yang aku asyik kutuk dia je while yang lain aku puji lol. apa eh nak puji pasal dia ni. takde rasanya. oh yeah, dia sporting. cara dia berbual dengan mama and sarah masa dia jadi mentor kitorang tu dah macam dia satu geng dengan kitorang pulak. sometimes macam sekumpulan makcik-makcik pun ada jugak aku tengok. padahal sebelum ni mana pernah dia ada berbual dengan kitorang. and pujian kedua, aku suka suara dia. wahahahaha. pernah satu kali aku dapat challenge kena cakap 'gong xi fa cai' dekat dia sehari sebelum cuti cny. tapi the moment aku nampak dia keluar dari his class aku terus gabra. sudahnya, sarah yang cakapkan. then dia reply balik 'xie xie!' that moment is the only moment i'll ever see him as that cute. sebab in general, dia langsung tak cute.

k dah makin panjang and aku dah takda modal nak tulis apa hahah. having multiple crushes at the same time is totally normal ok for a teenager. please do not judge. for real. do not judge me u little mudblood!!!!!111!

adios.

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